A.F. Branco Cartoon – VP Vance gave the European Union a well-deserved good spanking at the Munich Security Conference. Ripping..

According to reports, billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk has a lot of kids, with an estimated three dozen Musk-sired children being announced during the typing of this sentence. This has led millions of people to wonder if their children were also fathered by Musk.

HAMBURG — Chaos erupted and hundreds fled in a German city once again today, after what witnesses described as a "deranged maniac" allegedly fired off over 17 memes in a crowded shopping mall.

WASHINGTON, D.C. — America's resurgence reached a new level this morning, as President Donald Trump announced a plan to attack the British and Prussian forces at Waterloo, effective immediately.

PALO ALTO, CA — According to sources, a local impoverished man only has two computer monitors on his desk in his home office.